Dragon Age: The Veilguard keeps reminding that I'm still angry with BioWare for its crimes against the qunari

Brave soul that I am, I’m about to embark on a perilous quest. Over the next however many paragraphs this potentially rambling feature ends up being, I will say some nice things about Dragon Age 2. I have done it before, and I may do it again. I am aware this is upsetting to some readers. Please know that I respect your decision to be completely wrong about this misunderstood RPG (while also acknowledging that, yes, in some regards it’s a bit of a stinker). OK, hopefully you are now properly prepared. 

Although, a cursory glance at the internet suggests that my appreciation of DA2, at least when it comes to this specific element, might actually see me placed in the majority. I’m talking about the qunari, of course, and how the crew that caused a big ol’ ruckus in Kirkwall was so much more badass than the defanged version introduced in Inquisition. I am, I should emphasise, not including Iron Bull in this slight, who of course is wonderful and, yes, weirdly hot. 

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Every time we get a new Dragon Age, it’s a starkly different RPG. Dragon Age: Origins remains the GOAT, and it’s where we meet our first qunari: Sten. He’s a big brooding lad who largely just looks like a bloke who hits the gym a lot. As character designs go, he ranks alongside elves on the creativity scale. Big guy, pointy ears. Notably, he’s hornless. Their later addition wasn’t technically a retcon, though. BioWare always envisioned the species as horned, but it cut this feature in Origins because it got in the way of helmets. Sadly, the people of Thedas were too busy dealing with the Blight to invent the concept of horn holes. The in-fiction excuse is that Sten is one of the qunari who simply doesn’t have horns—a rare genetic disorder. 

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